Rodney Dangerfield
Rodney Dangerfield
Rodney Dangerfieldwas an American stand-up comedian, actor, producer and writer, known for the catchphrase "I don't get no respect!" and his monologues on that theme. He is also remembered for his 1980s film roles, especially in Easy Money, Caddyshack, and Back to School...
ProfessionMovie Actor
Date of Birth22 November 1921
CityDeer Park, NY
love funny life
My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met.
funny humor thinking
I'll tell ya, my wife and I, we don't think alike. She donates money to the homeless, and I donate money to the topless!
good-morning traps mice
I got myself good this morning too. I did my pushups in the nude, I didn't see the mouse trap.
truth makeup men
I can't figure women out. They put on makeup for three hours. They wear things that make them smaller. Things that make them bigger. Then they meet a man and they want truth.
two laughing car
You wanna have laughs? Do what I do. When I go through a tollbooth, I keep going. I tell the guy, The car behind me is paying for two.
funny witty humorous
I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people.
teacher son rivers
My son's an idiot. His teacher asked him to spell Mississippi. He asked which one? The river or the state?
book tired wife
It's tough to stay married. My wife says no because she's tired then stays up and reads her book.
sex smoking cigarette
At certain times I like sex - like after a cigarette.
world hemorrhoids sitting
I'm sitting on top of the world, and I've got hemorrhoids.
country men wife
If every man was as true to his country as he was to his wife, we'd be in a lot of trouble.
mother names wife
When we got married, the first thing my wife did was put everything under both names - hers and her mother's.
car radio
I bought a new Japanese car, I turned on the radio ... I don't understand a word they're saying.
respect kids men
When I was a kid I got no respect. When I went on the roller coaster, my old man told me to stand up straight.