Rodney Dangerfield
Rodney Dangerfield
Rodney Dangerfieldwas an American stand-up comedian, actor, producer and writer, known for the catchphrase "I don't get no respect!" and his monologues on that theme. He is also remembered for his 1980s film roles, especially in Easy Money, Caddyshack, and Back to School...
ProfessionMovie Actor
Date of Birth22 November 1921
CityDeer Park, NY
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I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people.
teacher son rivers
My son's an idiot. His teacher asked him to spell Mississippi. He asked which one? The river or the state?
book tired wife
It's tough to stay married. My wife says no because she's tired then stays up and reads her book.
sex smoking cigarette
At certain times I like sex - like after a cigarette.
world hemorrhoids sitting
I'm sitting on top of the world, and I've got hemorrhoids.
country men wife
If every man was as true to his country as he was to his wife, we'd be in a lot of trouble.
mother names wife
When we got married, the first thing my wife did was put everything under both names - hers and her mother's.
car radio
I bought a new Japanese car, I turned on the radio ... I don't understand a word they're saying.
respect kids men
When I was a kid I got no respect. When I went on the roller coaster, my old man told me to stand up straight.
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I came from a real tough neighborhood. Once a guy pulled a knife on me. I knew he wasn't a professional, the knife had butter on it.
about-yourself
Don't talk about yourself so much...we'll do that when you leave.
funny witty sorry
When I was born ... the doctor came out to the waiting room and said to my father ... I'm very sorry. We did everything we could ... but he pulled through.
funny humor night
One night she told me to put out the garbage. I told her "you cooked it, you take it out".
home night men
They took a survey: Why do men get up in the middle of the night? Ten percent get up to go to the bathroom and 90 percent get up to go home.