Rodney Dangerfield
Rodney Dangerfield
Rodney Dangerfieldwas an American stand-up comedian, actor, producer and writer, known for the catchphrase "I don't get no respect!" and his monologues on that theme. He is also remembered for his 1980s film roles, especially in Easy Money, Caddyshack, and Back to School...
ProfessionMovie Actor
Date of Birth22 November 1921
CityDeer Park, NY
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Last time I tried to make love to my wife nothing happened, so I said to her, 'What's the matter, you can't think of anybody either?'
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I remember I was so depressed I was going to jump out a window on the tenth floor; they sent a priest up to talk to me and he said, ' On your mark...'
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I went to look for a used car and found my wife's dress in the back seat.
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My problem is that I appeal to everyone that can do me absolutely no good.
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I shouldn't tell jokes about my wife. she's attached to a machine that keeps her alive... The refrigerator.
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Acting deals with very delicate emotions. It is not putting up a mask. Each time an actor acts he does not hide; he exposes himself.
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I figured out I'm bisexual. I have sex twice a year.
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My wife has teeth like the stars... they come out at night.
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I walked in on my wife and the milkman, the first thing she says is "don't tell the butcher"!
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When you walk up five flights of stairs at four in the morning, there's definitely a hooker involved.