Rodney Dangerfield
Rodney Dangerfield
Rodney Dangerfieldwas an American stand-up comedian, actor, producer and writer, known for the catchphrase "I don't get no respect!" and his monologues on that theme. He is also remembered for his 1980s film roles, especially in Easy Money, Caddyshack, and Back to School...
ProfessionMovie Actor
Date of Birth22 November 1921
CityDeer Park, NY
boy funny growing poor
I was so poor growing up - if I wasn't a boy - I'd have had nothing to play with
born doctor face funny took turned
When I was born the doctor took one look at my face .... turned me over and said. Look ... twins!
funny mind second ugly
My psychiatrist told me I'm going crazy. I told him .... If you don't mind I'd like a second opinion. He said .... Alright.... you're ugly too!
funny humor boys
Boy what a hotel that was, why they stole my towel.
funny halloween rip
Last Halloween a kid tried to rip my face off. He thought it was a mask. Now it's different when I open the door the kids hand me candy.
funny humor freak
I went to a freak show and they let me in for nothing.
funny girl morning
I was making love to this girl and she started crying. I said, "Are you going to hate yourself in the morning?" She said, "No, I hate myself now."
funny humor wife
My wife isn't very bright. The other day she was at the store, and just as she was heading for our car, someone stole it! I said, "Did you see the guy that did it?" She said, "No, but I got the license plate."
funny humor lovers
I'm a bad lover. Once I caught a peeping tom booing me.
funny humor house
I'll tell ya, I don't get no respect... The other day, I got back from a business trip. I got in a cab and said to the driver, "Hey! Take me to where the action is!" So ya know where he took me? He took me to my house!
funny sex humor
My wife only has sex with me for a purpose. Last night it was to time an egg.
funny humor two
For two hours, some guy followed me around with a pooper scooper.
funny humor night
A travel agent told I could spend 7 nights in HAWAII no days just nights.
funny humor boys
At Christmas time I sat on Santa's lap. His fly was open ! Boy what a present he gave me !