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funny pain philosophy
I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain. Carol Leifer
funny men humans
It was a mixed marriage. I'm human, and he was a Klingon. Carol Leifer
funny waiting almost-done
Ask her to wait a moment I am almost done. Carl Friedrich Gauss
funny patience humor
Humor brings insight and tolerance. Irony brings a deeper and less friendly understanding. Agnes Repplier
funny women humor
Humor distorts nothing, and only false gods are laughed off their earthly pedestals. Agnes Repplier
funny sarcastic war
History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all other alternatives. Abba Eban
funny marriage witty
Banks have a new image. Now you have 'a friend,' your friendly banker. If the banks are so friendly, how come they chain down the pens? Alan King
funny-inspirational integrity technology
Most software today is very much like an Egyptian pyramid with millions of bricks piled on top of each other, with no structural integrity, but just done by brute force and thousands of slaves. Alan Kay
funny girl humor
All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl. Charlie Chaplin
mind times-of-crisis defeat
Symbol systems cannot simply be rejected; they must be replaced. Where there is no replacement, the mind will revert to familiar structures at times of crisis, bafflement, or defeat. Carol P. Christ
mind roles ponies
If you ask me right now, you've seen the last of Mind of Mencia. I don't want to be a one-trick pony. I would rather walk away and do more movies, comedy and even some dramatic roles. Carlos Mencia
mind path don-juan
Anything is one of a million paths. Therefore you must always keep in mind that a path is only a path; if you feel you should not follow, you must not stay with it under any circumstances. Carlos Castaneda
mind communion command
I hope I do not offend God by making my Communions in the frame of mind I have been describing. The command, after all, was Take, eat: not Take, understand. C. S. Lewis
mind lasts glory
For his mind was full of forlorn hopes, death-or-glory charges, and last stands. C. S. Lewis
minds product stick
We want our product to stick in the minds of consumers. Michael Sands
mind looks covered
When you look in your mind you find it covered with a lot of rubbishy thoughts. You have to penetrate these and hear what your mind is telling you to do. Such work is original work. Agnes Martin
mind france habit
It is difficult to admonish Frenchmen. Their habit of mind is unfavorable to preachment. Agnes Repplier
mind trying obligation
If you feel that strongly about something, you have an obligation to try and change my mind. Aaron Sorkin
second
We were better in the second game, so it's disappointing that we didn't play more relaxed. Nick Whaley
second seen short
We've seen him play short and how he can play there. We want to keep getting a feel for him at second base. Clint Hurdle
second-chance feels chances-in-life
There are no second chances in life, except to feel remorse. Carlos Ruiz Zafon
second
We did, Monday, a read-through, the first act; Tuesday, the second act. And then we did two shows. Reba McEntire
second-chance world chance
It's time for second chances. It's time to remake the world. Jandy Nelson
second-chance firsts film
When I heard about the first Tomb Raider, I was very interested and I would have liked to have directed that. When I was approached for the second film, I was delighted. Jan de Bont
second-chance now-or-never next
Sometimes there is no next time, no time-outs, no second chances. Sometimes it’s now or never. Alan Bennett
second-chance giving leader
We're not willing to give black leaders second chances because, in most cases, we're not willing to give them first chances. Al Sharpton
second-chance kicking want
It certainly is gravy every day above ground right now, after kicking that heroin habit. I've been given a second chance in life, and I don't want to let a minute go by without enjoying it. Al Jourgensen
ugly suits mood
Why should I spoil my mood by wearing an ugly suit? Bryan Ferry
ugly tribes novelists
The complexion of a novelist is seldom rosy (Paul Bailey once announced to a heavy-hearted audience of novelists at PEN that we have always been an ugly tribe). We are engaged in indoor activity, haemorrhoidal, prone to chillblains, poor of circulation. Jane Gardam
ugly economy user-experience
DOS is ugly and interferes with users' experience. Bill Gates
ugly good-and-bad killing-yourself
If you work for a living, why do you kill yourself working? Eli Wallach
ugly good-and-bad western-movie
When you have to shoot, shoot, don't talk. Eli Wallach
ugly honest comedy
Comedy is ugly. It's honest, it's raw. Aisha Tyler
ugly dams canyons
All dams are ugly, but the Glen Canyon Dam is sinful ugly. Edward Abbey
ugly vices mask
Vice knows [its] ugly, so [it] puts on [a] mask. Benjamin Franklin
ugly vices virtue
Vice knows she is ugly, so puts on her mask. Benjamin Franklin