Famous Quotes & Sayings

I'm a terrific mimic, and you can feel my funny bone.

We're in a funny space. Too much good news is not good news because the market worries about the Fed.

Luke Treadaway

This morning someone sent me a very funny photo of me holding their puppy. We have matching colour jackets.

When you think about it, a lot of people have worked at retail at some time in their lives. And even if you haven't, all of us have had funny or frustrating experiences in stores.

Steven Wright

I think God's going to come down and pull civilization over for speeding.

Mark Twain

All Congresses and Parliaments have a kindly feeling for idiots, and a compassion for them, on account of personal experience and heredity.

Josh Billings

There are lots of people who mistake their imagination for their memory.

P. J. O'Rourke

It's better to spend money like there's no tomorrow than to spend tonight like there's no money.

T. J. Miller

Most things I get hired on, I get hired because I improvise something funny, or they just think I look weird.

Marian Seldes

I know I'm funny, because I'm eccentric, I'm odd. I'm not what you expect.

Leslie Mann

I didn't think I was a humorless shrew in 'Knocked Up.' I think the women are just as funny as the men are in that movie.

Michael Keaton

Weirdly, for someone who wanted to be funny, I didn't like a lot of attention.

Daphne Guinness

Writing is a funny thing. It's not like you're working on a schedule. It comes in fits and starts.

Miles Teller

When I was in high school, there was 'Superbad' and 'The Girl Next Door' and 'Wedding Crashers' and all these great movies. You hope to be a part of something that's smart, funny and in that Todd Phillips-vein. You want to make something like 'Superbad.' That movie was so good and so funny.