Famous Quotes & Sayings

Princess Anne

When I appear in public, people expect me to neigh, grind my teeth, paw the ground and swish my tail - none of which is easy.

Princess Anne

Golf seems to me an arduous way to go for a walk. I prefer to take the dogs out.

We're going to do a show that's loose, human, passionate and funny. A new generation of radio for people with real lives.

Dick Armey

The American Dream is not to own your own home, but to get your kids out of it.

Dave Chappelle

Why don't you click your heels three times and go back to Africa.

Dave Chappelle

New white people, you can't scare these white people, I tried.

Dave Chappelle

No one wants to get their ass beat to a soundtrack.

Dave Chappelle

Is this the 5:00 Free Crack Giveaway?

Dave Chappelle

I wish I had more hands, so I could give those titties four thumbs down!

Dave Chappelle

You can't get unfamous. You can get infamous but you can't get unfamous.

Dave Chappelle

Something about New York, man: You can do more comedy there probably than you can anywhere in the world. If you're interested in being funny, New York is the place to go.

Dave Chappelle

What is wrong with me i just bought a bag of weed from an infant.

Dave Chappelle

Dave! Relax! Close your buttcheeks!

Dave Chappelle

Somebody broke into my house once, this is a good time to call the police, but mm mm, nope. The house was too nice. It was a real nice house, but they'd never believe i lived in it. They'd be like 'He's still here!

Dave Chappelle

The worst thing to call somebody is crazy. It's dismissive. "I don't understand this person. So they're crazy." That's bullshit. These people are not crazy. They strong people. Maybe their environment is a little sick.

Dave Chappelle

You know you must be doing something right if old people like you.

Dave Chappelle

Remember what the Bible says: He who is without sin, cast the first rock. And I shall smoketh it.

Dave Chappelle

I'm Dave Chappelle and I'm a chronic masturbator.

Dave Chappelle

I think every group of black guys should have at least one white guy in it.

Dave Chappelle

I was doing sketches that were funny but socially irresponsible. I felt I was deliberately being encouraged and I was overwhelmed.

Dave Chappelle

Every black American is bilingual. All of them. We speak street vernacular and we speak 'job interview.'

David Mitchell

over 85% of all statistics are made up on the spot.

David Mitchell

I really wish they hadn't made the set out of asbestos.

David Mitchell

If I want to act relaxed, it's going to take all my cunning, skill and concentration.

David Mitchell

I recently bought a cat, but took it back a day later because our personalities clashed.