Famous Quotes & Sayings

Mike Birbiglia

I think your tendency when you play yourself is to accentuate something about you that you think is the funny thing about you.

Seth Rogen

I think when you do comedy, you play by a different set of rules. No one really wants you to be in that good shape. Being in good shape implies a level of vanity that isn't necessarily funny.

Clara Mamet

I was a good student until I turned 15. Then, all of a sudden, it didn't matter to me anymore. Isn't that funny. I don't want to go to college. I always knew that. But it's hard. My friends are going, and I feel a little left behind.

Angie Harmon

He's a great gentleman, and he's very funny. My girlfriends' husbands try to be like Jason now.

Mark O'Meara

Golf is a funny game and today seemed to go my way, so it was nice to get off to a good start.

Mike Pelfrey

He's been great to be around. But it still seems a little funny.

IE 7 is a pretty good catch-up. But it does some funny things with tabs and the UI that I don't understand why they did it.

Jill Soloway

I don't think it's a contradiction to find painfulness funny.

Wendy Liebman

I don't think I was funny until college. I lived with some Harvard MD/PhD students - they were so smart, and what I contributed to the house was, I was the funny one.

Adam Wainwright

I go in thinking about whatever they'll let me do at the big-league level. You never know what happens. This is a funny game. Obviously, I've always been a starter. I love to start. But I also loved my time in the big leagues, and that's going to come first right now. I'm happy with whatever role they'll let me have at the big-league level.

Carl Jung

Somewhere in the crowd was at least one potential friend who'd understand the fundamental value of goofing off. Because if not, how boring would that be?

Mary-Kate Olsen

I run around my house naked with heels all the time. It's so funny.

We have to be creative. If people get an e-mail with a funny gimmick, they'll be more likely to pass it on and get involved.

Danny Devito

Well, you know, I feel like it's about a lot of things. The reason that I made it was because I thought it was really funny and unique and just a different genre.

Simon Cowell

He was one of those hah-hah funny sort of auditions. The guy had people rolling around in hysterics all day and I'm like what's the point? This is a joke. So I just said no.

Buddy Bell

He was running funny, but Mike has kind of a funny gait anyway. We don't think it's serious.

I was so surprised at how informal and funny he was.

Kurt Browning

I was shocked. John Nicks was ... so mean, but he's so funny. I just didn't think he was going to take that role.

If we judge of love by its usual effects, it resembles hatred more than friendship.

He was always sweet and funny. If you needed something like a pencil or a piece of paper, he'd always give you one, even if he had to sacrifice his own.

Peter Capaldi

I always thought it was funny that my grandparents had bought a ticket to New York and ended up in Glasgow.

Marilyn Monroe

I always sleep with my mouth open. I know because it's open when I wake up.

Jim Sheridan

He was very good. Very charismatic, funny, relaxed. I think he could do another movie. And he was able to show vulnerability, totally different from the image in the rap world.

He was the one who initially got me interested in the subject. I actually have his job now, so it's funny how that worked out.

He had to work hard just to get past the perception that he was just a funny guy,

Derek Jeter

He needed an oxygen tank there. It was kind of funny to watch.

The people from 'The State' are close friends, but also some of the most incredibly funny people I know.

E. O. Wilson

We've been thinking of stuff to say that's funny all day and we've come up with nothing.

Al Gore

The day I made that statement, about the inventing the internet, I was tired because I'd been up all night inventing the Camcorder.

Al Gore

I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I have was that I didn't study Latin harder in school so I could converse with those people.

Al Gore

A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls.

Al Gore

I didn't realize I was in a Buddhist temple.

Al Gore

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo.