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funny pain philosophy
I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain. Carol Leifer
funny men humans
It was a mixed marriage. I'm human, and he was a Klingon. Carol Leifer
funny waiting almost-done
Ask her to wait a moment I am almost done. Carl Friedrich Gauss
funny patience humor
Humor brings insight and tolerance. Irony brings a deeper and less friendly understanding. Agnes Repplier
funny women humor
Humor distorts nothing, and only false gods are laughed off their earthly pedestals. Agnes Repplier
funny sarcastic war
History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all other alternatives. Abba Eban
funny marriage witty
Banks have a new image. Now you have 'a friend,' your friendly banker. If the banks are so friendly, how come they chain down the pens? Alan King
funny-inspirational integrity technology
Most software today is very much like an Egyptian pyramid with millions of bricks piled on top of each other, with no structural integrity, but just done by brute force and thousands of slaves. Alan Kay
funny girl humor
All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl. Charlie Chaplin
games play trade-me
I play because I know I can play the game, so it's their decision whether or not they want to keep me or they wanna trade me. Whatever decision they make, I will understand it. Carlos Beltran
games want hitting
I want to develop every base of my game-stealing bases, hitting, being a better fielder. Carl Crawford
game games good heading home lost ourselves playing position season state wins
We want to put ourselves in a good position heading into the state tournament. Every game is important. We haven't lost at home this season (6-0-1). We like playing at home. So, the more wins the better for us because we want some home games in the state tournament. Chris O'Brien
games increase large online seen targeting types
We have seen a large increase in these types of Trojans targeting online gamers, as role-playing games have become a big business. Graham Cluley
game
We have said every game we want to keep on improving, and we did not do that. Martin Corry
game great
We have to have a great game rebounding. We have to keep them off the boards." () Randy McClure
game move plan
We have to have a game plan to move forward. Jennifer Faliero
game win
We have to go out and win the game and win convincingly too. Vin Blaine
game good mind win
We have to go in with one thing on our mind - win the game as a team. A lot of good things will come from that. Rudy Gay
golf hands swings
Because of the suit I was wearing, I couldn't make a good pivot on the swing. And I had to hit the ball with one hand. Alan Shepard
golf two hands
Unfortunately, the suit is so stiff, I can't do this with two hands, but I'm going to try a little sand-trap shot here. Alan Shepard
golf hands two
The suit was so clumsy, being pressurized, it was impossible to get two hands comfortably on the handle and it's impossible to make any kind of a turn. It was kind of a one-handed chili-dip. Alan Shepard
golf atmosphere balls
Then I thought, with the same clubhead speed, the ball's going to go at least six times as far. There's absolutely no drag, so if you do happen to spin it, it won't slice or hook 'cause there's no atmosphere to make it turn. Alan Shepard
golf dirt balls
Got more dirt than ball. Here we go again. Alan Shepard
golf miles railroad-tracks
Miles and miles and miles. Alan Shepard
golf long tree
The ball retriever is not long enough to get my putter out of the tree. Brian Weiss
golf needs cutters
That divot is so deep, I will need a sod cutter to fix it. Brian Weiss
golf earth break
It breaks towards the center of the earth when it is above the hole. Brian Weiss
goodbye giving special
Edmund, give a special goodbye to Trumpkin for me. He's been a brick. C. S. Lewis
good increase last money news purely result sat ticket
We have sat down and done the figures, and the result is that there has been an increase of just under 10-per-cent on last year's sales. We're not up in purely money terms, just on ticket sales, but it's good news for the club. Chris Hamilton
good practice week
We have to have a good week of practice. We've got to get back to fundamentals. David Bennett
good tomorrow
We have to go up there tomorrow and play good ball. Craig Beesley
good teams title
We have to get there, but we should be on our way (to the title game). There's other good teams up there, but we should have a good shot. Mike Thomas
good wants whoever
We have to get off to a good start. It's one of those things of whoever wants it the most is going to end up getting it. Jordan Leopold
good job needed struggling
We have to get better at getting through the full-court trap. We had been struggling with that, but we did a good job when we needed it. James Greer
good normal prospects today tomorrow traffic
We have normal traffic today and the prospects for tomorrow are good too. Siv Meisingseth
good location parking urban whenever
Whenever you have an urban library, there are parking issues. The good thing about our new location is the nearby ramps. Kay Runge
nice smart stupid
Being nice doesn’t make you stupid. It makes you feel good because you know you are gracious enough to forgive and smart enough to realize how distasteful some people can be. C. S. Lewis
nice thinking worst-moments
Do I think well of myself, think myself a nice chap? WEll, I am afraid I sometimes do (and those are, no doubt, my worst moments)... C. S. Lewis
nice boys different
It would be nice and fairly nearly true, to say that 'from that time forth, Eustace was a different boy.' To be strictly accurate, he began to be a different boy. He had relapses. There were still many days when he could be very tiresome. But most of those I shall not notice. The cure had begun. C. S. Lewis
nicer
We have sailboats, birds, pixies. They're decorative. They're a nicer look for your bottles. George Shelley
nice whenever
Whenever you have something like that on your body, you just feel a little irregular. It'll be nice to feel regular. Mike Jensen
nice studios together
When everyone is working in their studios you don't really see what they are working on. So it's nice to see everything come together like this. Jeff Thompson
nice people realized tend
When you're young, you tend to do things like that because you want people to think you're a nice guy. At some point, I realized that I'm doing this not because I want people to think I'm a nice guy. I'm doing this because I think it's the right thing to do. Curt Schilling
nice offices
We want no stacks of paper, no boxes. We want all of our offices to have a nice crisp look. Nancy Norris
nice sleep thinking
It's nice to think that we have in ourselves the energy. It's somewhere, but it's sleeping sometimes. I try to wake it up when I need it. Agnes Varda
seemed tries whereas work
Ulster seemed to get their tries effortlessly whereas we had to work for ours. Todd Blackadder
seemed
Nothing ever seemed to ruffle him. He always had a smile. He was always cheerful. Terry Kratovil
seemed wish
I can't. I wish I could. Nothing seemed to be where I wanted it. Russ Ortiz
seemed
I don't know what was going on. It just seemed like everything was just going in for me. I just did what I usually do, and (the shots) just seemed to fall. Hope Schulte
seemed wilson
I don't know what happened, ... Every thing seemed to be going well, but Wilson was just too fast. Alex Hernandez
seemed shoot
We seemed out flat-footed in the first and also didn't shoot well. Mike Costello
seemed
What she said seemed to matter. She provoked response, discussion, arguments. She was so passionate. Leonard Maltin
seemed space
When we started to look around for a new space, it seemed the space at COSI was a natural. Susan Meyer
seemed time
I can't remember a time when I didn't write or make up stories, because it seemed to come with reading. Lisa Tuttle
today garbage ordinary
Today, ordinary Americans are being stuffed with garbage. Carl Bernstein
today dishes britain
Re-colonizing it and sort of reverse-colonizing it to the point that today the national dish of Great Britain is Chicken Tikka Masala. Aasif Mandvi
today problem killing
Simply killing everyone who is already a terrorist today won't solve the problem. Brent Scowcroft
today language sometimes
Sometimes the archaism of the language when it's spoken is why we are all in love with the Irish today. Diane Wakoski
today states form
States created markets. Markets require states. Neither could continue without the other, at least, in anything like the forms we would recognize today. David Graeber
today
Place only your kindest thoughts on everything you experience today. Meet yourself. Byron Katie
today
We are here today because we want to be responsible stewards of the surplus, Olympia Snowe
today facts roles
Today Charles Darwin is best known for establishing the fact of evolution and for recognizing the major role of natural selection in driving it. Jared Diamond
today lasts next
We are on the verge: Today our program proved Fermat's next-to-last theorem. Alan Perlis