Quotes about funny
funny astrology errors
The margin of error in astrology is plus or minus one hundred percent. Calvin Trillin
funny mothers-day mom
The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found.
funny people realized serious
We're still pretty funny but we realized that when things are too funny out front, people don't get through to the serious core, ... We wanted to show the other side.
funny hilarious christian
Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an automobile. Billy Sunday
funny humor doe
Humor is everywhere in that there's irony in just about anything a human does. Bill Nye
funny nuts insanity
I'm a nut, but not just a nut. Bill Murray
funny mother children
There are only two things a child will share willingly; communicable diseases and its mother's age. Benjamin Spock
funny happiness past
To be happy in this world, especially when youth is past, it is necessary to feel oneself not merely an isolated individual whose day will soon be over, but part of the stream of life slowing on from the first germ to the remote and unknown future. Bertrand Russell
funny family dad
The place of the father in the modern suburban family is a very small one, particularly if he plays golf.
funny pain philosophy
I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain. Carol Leifer
funny men humans
It was a mixed marriage. I'm human, and he was a Klingon.
funny waiting almost-done
Ask her to wait a moment I am almost done. Carl Friedrich Gauss
funny patience humor
Humor brings insight and tolerance. Irony brings a deeper and less friendly understanding. Agnes Repplier
funny women humor
Humor distorts nothing, and only false gods are laughed off their earthly pedestals.
funny sarcastic war
History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all other alternatives. Abba Eban
funny marriage witty
Banks have a new image. Now you have 'a friend,' your friendly banker. If the banks are so friendly, how come they chain down the pens? Alan King
funny-inspirational integrity technology
Most software today is very much like an Egyptian pyramid with millions of bricks piled on top of each other, with no structural integrity, but just done by brute force and thousands of slaves. Alan Kay
funny girl humor
All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl. Charlie Chaplin
funny jesus humorous
I have no further use for America. I wouldn't go back there if Jesus Christ was President.
funny friendship humor
To help a friend in need is easy, but to give him your time is not always opportune.
funny good-morning laughter
A day without laughter is a day wasted.
funny life courage
Life can be wonderful if you're not afraid of it. All it takes is courage, imagination ... and a little dough
funny science weather
Everybody talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it. Charles Dudley Warner
funny artist canvas
A great artist can paint a great picture on a small canvas.
funny travel air
I wouldn't mind dying for France, but not for Air France. Charles de Gaulle
funny humor church
Hearing Mass is the ceremony I most favor during my travels. Church is the only place where someone speaks to me and I do not have to answer back.
funny thinking america
You may be sure that the Americans will commit all the stupidities they can think of, plus some that are beyond imagination.
funny laughter laughing
He who laughs last didn't get the joke.