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funny pain philosophy
I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain. Carol Leifer
funny men humans
It was a mixed marriage. I'm human, and he was a Klingon.
funny waiting almost-done
Ask her to wait a moment I am almost done. Carl Friedrich Gauss
funny patience humor
Humor brings insight and tolerance. Irony brings a deeper and less friendly understanding. Agnes Repplier
funny women humor
Humor distorts nothing, and only false gods are laughed off their earthly pedestals.
funny sarcastic war
History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all other alternatives. Abba Eban
funny marriage witty
Banks have a new image. Now you have 'a friend,' your friendly banker. If the banks are so friendly, how come they chain down the pens? Alan King
funny-inspirational integrity technology
Most software today is very much like an Egyptian pyramid with millions of bricks piled on top of each other, with no structural integrity, but just done by brute force and thousands of slaves. Alan Kay
funny girl humor
All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl. Charlie Chaplin
racing industry right-now
The racing that we've got in our industry right now is the best racing in the worldperiod. Chad Knaus
racing glucose
I wear a continuous glucose monitor when I'm racing. Charlie Kimball
racing good-man etc
Just avoid things like racing trains to the crossing, doing cocaine, etc. Develop good mental habits. Charlie Munger
racing motorcycle bikers
You do not need a therapist if you own a motorcycle, any kind of motorcycle! Dan Aykroyd
racing gone skis
From 1999 to 2003 was the peak of equipment in ski racing. Since then, it's all gone in the wrong direction. Bode Miller
racing danger skis
It is not that I don't recognize the danger in ski racing, but that I don't fear the consequences.
racing action like-you
The recent actions by Kyle Busch are not consistent with the values of M&M'S and we're very disappointed. Like you, we hold those who represent our brand to a higher standard and we have expressed our concerns directly to Joe Gibbs Racing. Denny Hamlin
racing dirt-bikes firsts
Second place is the first loser. Dennis Anderson
racing driving make-me-happy
Pure driving, pure racing, that´s what makes me happy. Ayrton Senna
bikers too-late late
Quite frequently, he who goes too fast gets there too late - or not at all. Zig Ziglar