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I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain. Carol Leifer
funny men humans
It was a mixed marriage. I'm human, and he was a Klingon.
funny waiting almost-done
Ask her to wait a moment I am almost done. Carl Friedrich Gauss
funny patience humor
Humor brings insight and tolerance. Irony brings a deeper and less friendly understanding. Agnes Repplier
funny women humor
Humor distorts nothing, and only false gods are laughed off their earthly pedestals.
funny sarcastic war
History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all other alternatives. Abba Eban
funny marriage witty
Banks have a new image. Now you have 'a friend,' your friendly banker. If the banks are so friendly, how come they chain down the pens? Alan King
funny-inspirational integrity technology
Most software today is very much like an Egyptian pyramid with millions of bricks piled on top of each other, with no structural integrity, but just done by brute force and thousands of slaves. Alan Kay
funny girl humor
All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl. Charlie Chaplin
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I picked Harvard because it was in a big city, and a lot of girls' schools were nearby. And I liked President Kennedy, who went to Harvard. Jack Canfield
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One of the major jobs of the Harvard president is to choose the deans. I've had the opportunity to choose a considerable number of deans already, so I've learned a lot in the process in doing it. Drew Gilpin Faust
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I had studied at Harvard and MIT astronomy and a lot about the heavens and the star system and so forth. Edgar Mitchell
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The recovery and relocation process will take several years, and the press will likely monitor developments. That means people will be thinking about poverty and these poor victims for a while,'' said Wilson, the Harvard professor. Laura Bush
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There's a level of service that we could provide when we're just at Harvard that we can't provide for all of the colleges, and there's a level of service that we can provide when we're a college network that we wouldn't be able to provide if we went to other types of things. Mark Zuckerberg
harvard opened
When Harvard University opened its doors in 1636, there were already well-established universities in Argentina, Bolivia, Chile, Colombia, the Dominican Republic, Ecuador, Mexico, and Peru. Oscar Arias
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He didn't go to one of the top schools - Harvard or MIT or Stanford or Northwestern. I think that was an advantage. He didn't get brainwashed into one of the doctrines. Allen Sinai
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Harvard studies have proven that wrestlers are the smartest of all athletes, they just hide it. Well Devan isn't hiding it.
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I went to Harvard but that doesn't mean I'm that bright, ... Once in a while I'll slow down but not today. James Blake
house progress earth
Houses were knocked down... enormous heaps of earth and clay thrown up; buildings that were undermined and shaking, propped up by great beams of wood... The yet unfinished and unopened Railway was in progress. Charles Dickens
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There is a standstill situation. We all thought September was going to be a strong month, but that did not happen. The phones did not ring. Turnout at the open houses was low, lower than we had expected.
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My favourite shows of the year are House of Cards, the Scandinavian versions of The Killing and The Bridge, and my guilty pleasure is everything MMA. Ultimate Fighter is amazing. Ricky Gervais
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When I'm acting, it's like I am the character - no one can talk to me. But I'm not so method I'd sell my house and live on the street to play a tramp. Tom Holland
house thanks folks
Folks, I've had the best seat in the house. Thanks for sharing it, I'll see you down the road. Brent Musburger
house defense rifles
Nobody shoulders a rifle in defense of a boarding house. Bret Harte
house made century
A house cannot be made habitable in a day; and, after all, how few days go to make up a century. Bram Stoker
house welcome
Once again...welcome to my house. Come freely. Go safely; and leave something of the happiness you bring.
house fool
but you were a fool to bring that pider into this house Darren Shan
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We use the Whitman Massacre as a representation for a lot of the struggles between the incoming settlers and the Native Americans who lived here.
lived love played
I love the way the game of golf is lived and played in Scotland. I always have. Tom Watson
lived love modeling
When I was a little girl, I lived for modeling and fashion - I used to love, love, love modeling. Chanel Iman
lived tribal weeks
I lived in grass huts in a jungle in the Philippines for three weeks with tribal people. Evangeline Lilly
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Just watching TV as a kid, for a long time I thought, as a young kid, obviously when I was, like, 4 or 5, I thought that people lived in the television. Larenz Tate
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If genetic research doesn't seemed to have lived up to its therapeutic promise, it's because sequencing is just too slow and expensive.
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I was very fortunate, because I don't think many people get to spend time with their great-grandfathers. So, he passed away when I was 15, so I spent a lot of time with him. We lived together. He traveled a lot, but when he was here, we lived together. Kumar Mangalam Birla
lived west
I was born in West Baltimore, lived in a situation in which violence was everywhere. Ta-Nehisi Coates
lived parent pleasure short
Short lived pleasure is the parent of pain.
students hard
It's very hard to remain a student in life. Carol Kane
students tests
We want students to take these tests very seriously,
students
We'd especially like to see students from the hospitality program.
students
We have a school, ... The students know they have a school.
students wonder enough
One wonders at the docility of the students who evidently must be satisfied enough with the credentials to be uncaring about the lack of education. Jane Jacobs
students impossible affair
To the stern student of affairs, Beirut is a phenomenon, beguiling perhaps, but quite, quite impossible. Jan Morris
students significant aids
I voted for the Deficit Reduction Package with significant heartburn over the student aid provisions.
students tests until
Until now students take the tests and nothing is done with the information. Jim Henderson
students
We're going to take a look at all the qualifications that all of the students bring.
until
I didn't have an exhibition anywhere until I was 30. My first exhibition was at 30, and then for my first show in America, I'm 50. It's kind of all right: I'm just a slow burner. Tracey Emin
until
We must not only strike the iron while it is hot, we must strike it until it is hot. Tom Sharpe
until wait
Wait until you see what we have planned.
until
I started with the guitar around 12 years old but didn't learn the banjo until I was about 18 or 19. Elle King
until war
We always had Packards, until the war, when they stopped making them; then we had a Cadillac. June Carter Cash
until
Never abandon a theory that explains something until you have a theory that explains more. John McCarthy
until worked
Until 1998, I worked in marketing at ASB bank. I loved it. Jonah Lomu
until
Divorce was illegal in Chile up until 2005 or so.
until
Until we investigate and find out what happened, I don't want him to go back to Mexico.