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funny humorous mind
I have made up my mind that I must have money, Pa. I feel that I can't beg it, borrow it, or steal it; and so I have resolved that I must marry it. Charles Dickens
funny morning self
All knives and forks were working away at a rate that was quite alarming; very few words were spoken; and everybody seemed to eat his utmost, in self defence, as if a famine were expected to set in before breakfast-time to-morrow morning, and it had become high time to assert the first law of nature. Charles Dickens
funny death witty
He would make a lovely corpse. Charles Dickens
funny kings humorous
It is an old prerogative of kings to govern everything but their passions. Charles Dickens
funny people literature
Although a skillful flatterer is a most delightful companion if you have him all to yourself, his taste becomes very doubtful when he takes to complimenting other people. Charles Dickens
funny christmas xmas
Happy, happy Christmas, that can win us back to the delusions of our childhood days, recall to the old man the pleasures of his youth, and transport the traveler back to his own fireside and quiet home! Charles Dickens
funny law people
If there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers. Charles Dickens
funny marriage wedding
Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinner. Charles Caleb Colton
funny age fifty
I'm aiming by the time I'm fifty to stop being an adolescent. Charles Caleb Colton
tickets
Faith is the ticket to the feast, not the feast. Edwin Louis Cole
tickets magazines worst
I'm in the worst place you can be. I sell magazines and not movie tickets. Ben Affleck
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We still have the ticket he never used. Melissa Gregory
ticket tickets
Those are important in making ticket decisions. The better you do them, the more tickets you will sell. Hugo Burge
tickets spots lottery-ticket
The center will not hold if it has been spot-welded by an operator whose deepest concern is not with the weld but with his lottery ticket. Donald Barthelme
tickets desperation lottery-ticket
Lottery tickets are a surtax on desperation. Douglas Coupland
tickets limits speed
I get tickets all the time and can't stay under the speed limit. I'm bad at that. Amber Heard
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Minnesotans are ticket splitters. They look to the candidate, not the party, which is the way it should be, and that's only going to help me. Erik Paulsen
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Well, actually yes, in 1988. There was a warrant for me because my assistant hadn't paid a ticket of mine. Esai Morales
york
My passion is New York and the vitality that makes it special. Michael Musto
york
Mick says, Would you join the band? I say to him, Mick, you know I'd be there in a New York minute. Ron Wood
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I wanted to be a New York City cop before I became an actor. Erik Estrada
york
When you go to a show, Americans in New York are very proper, much more so than the French. Everything is perfect. Their hair, the nails, everything. The look. Everything is perfection. Carine Roitfeld
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I have not heard that even the New York abortion has done very much in the States where it has been enacted. Frederick Pollock
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I am the oldest young designer in New York City. Michael Kors
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Honestly, like, I'm a superfan of the 'New York Times,' but I know nothing about how they put it together, and I really don't care. Ira Glass
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I'm a big lover of Shakespeare. In fact, the only plays that I've ever done professionally in New York have been Shakespearian. Samira Wiley
york
When they come here, the English make a choice: New York or L.A. L.A. suited me better, I just feel comfortable here. Ringo Starr