Rodney Dangerfield
Rodney Dangerfield
Rodney Dangerfieldwas an American stand-up comedian, actor, producer and writer, known for the catchphrase "I don't get no respect!" and his monologues on that theme. He is also remembered for his 1980s film roles, especially in Easy Money, Caddyshack, and Back to School...
ProfessionMovie Actor
Date of Birth22 November 1921
CityDeer Park, NY
girl sex blow
My wife says 90% of sex occurs between the ears. But I need a girl who can blow more just my mind.
lying car
Cars and women are a lot alike. They lie about the milage.
girl dating parent
I used to date a girl from Buffalo. Why can't I meet a girl with normal parents?
attitude teenager world
I am the world's oldest teenager. I've never lost my youthful attitude.
respect no-respect
I don't get no respect, no respect at all!
dog doors bedroom
My dog learned how to beg by watching me through the bedroom door.
camouflage comedy
Comedy is a camouflage for depression.
night house action
One night I asked a cabbie to take me where the action is, he took me to my house.
dad kids ugly
I tell ya, I was an ugly kid. I was so ugly that my dad kept the kid's picture that came with the wallet he bought.
mean kids eye
My boy is a mean kid. I came home the other day and saw him taping worms to the sidewalk, he sits there and watches the birds get hernias. Well, only last Christmas I gave him a B-B gun and he gave me a sweatshirt with a bulls-eye on the back. I told my kids, "Someday, you'll have kids of your own." One of them said, "So will you."
respect kids looks
When I was a kid I got no respect. I played hide-and-seek. They wouldn't even look for me.
wife pounds fats
My wife she's fat. Why, if she lost a few pounds, she'd be perfectly round.
clothes stores bigs
I'd like to get some new clothes, but I can't find a Big and Short store.
writing comedian littles
If you can't write your own material, you have very little chance of making it as a comedian.