Rodney Dangerfield
Rodney Dangerfield
Rodney Dangerfieldwas an American stand-up comedian, actor, producer and writer, known for the catchphrase "I don't get no respect!" and his monologues on that theme. He is also remembered for his 1980s film roles, especially in Easy Money, Caddyshack, and Back to School...
ProfessionMovie Actor
Date of Birth22 November 1921
CityDeer Park, NY
car perfect truck
I bought a perfect second car... a tow truck.
wife faces shows
There's only one thing wrong with my wife's face - it shows.
funny humor two
For two hours, some guy followed me around with a pooper scooper.
funny humor night
A travel agent told I could spend 7 nights in HAWAII no days just nights.
funny humor boys
At Christmas time I sat on Santa's lap. His fly was open ! Boy what a present he gave me !
funny humor blow
His breath is so bad why every time he smokes he blows onion rings.
kids three
I have three kids, one of each.
real moving kids
I came from a real tough neighborhood. On my street, the kids take hubcaps - from moving cars.
funny daughter stupid
Boy is my wife stupid. It takes her and hour and a half to watch 60 minutes. My daughters no bargain either. In public school she was voted most likely to conceive.
funny cousin school
My cousin is gay, in school while other kids were dissecting frog, he was opening flies.
funny cousin humor
My cousin is gay, I always tell him that in our family tree, he's in the fruit section.
funny sex humor
I once had a problem ... so I tried group sex. Now I have a new problem - who to thank.
funny humor wife
I asked him "Who said you could fool around with my wife" he said everybody.
funny humor echoes
She was so fat that her belly button makes an echo.