Rodney Dangerfield
Rodney Dangerfield
Rodney Dangerfieldwas an American stand-up comedian, actor, producer and writer, known for the catchphrase "I don't get no respect!" and his monologues on that theme. He is also remembered for his 1980s film roles, especially in Easy Money, Caddyshack, and Back to School...
ProfessionMovie Actor
Date of Birth22 November 1921
CityDeer Park, NY
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I was such an ugly kid - When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up
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I live in a tough neighborhood. They got a children's zoo. Last week, four kids escaped.
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When I was kidnapped as a child my parents sent a letter to the hijackers me Pay 5,000 dollars or your back
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I was a poster child... for birth control!
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What a childhood I had. My parents sent me to a child psychiatrist. The kid didn't help me at all.
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I was an ugly child. I got lost on the beach. I asked a cop if he could find my parents. He said, 'I don't know. There's lots of places for them to hide'.
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I'm so ugly - My mother had morning sickness - After I was born
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I'm so ugly - My father carries around a picture of the kid who came with his wallet
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I'm so ugly - I worked in a pet shop, and people kept asking how big I'd get
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girl phoned me the other day and said .... Come on over, there's nobody home. I went over. Nobody was home.
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I was so poor growing up - if I wasn't a boy - I'd have had nothing to play with
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One year they wanted to make me poster boy - for birth control
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When I was born the doctor took one look at my face .... turned me over and said. Look ... twins!
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My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met!