Rodney Dangerfield
Rodney Dangerfield
Rodney Dangerfieldwas an American stand-up comedian, actor, producer and writer, known for the catchphrase "I don't get no respect!" and his monologues on that theme. He is also remembered for his 1980s film roles, especially in Easy Money, Caddyshack, and Back to School...
ProfessionMovie Actor
Date of Birth22 November 1921
CityDeer Park, NY
thinking people quiet
Better to keep quiet and let people think you're an idiot than speak up and confirm it.
black-and-white rainbow poor
We were poor. we were so poor, in my neighborhood the rainbow was in black-and-white.
beach cases prove
When I go to a nude beach, I always take a ruler, just in case I have to prove something.
running care driving
You take care and I hope I'll run into you - when I'm driving.
cutting two wife
My wife has cut our lovemaking down to once a month, but I know two guys she's cut out entirely.
fire making-love ifs
If you could learn to make love, I could fire the chauffer.
laughing lasts firsts
He who laughs last didn't get it in the first place.
uncles war stupid
I come from a stupid family. During the civil war my great uncle fought for the west.
headache
A hooker once told me she had a headache.
doctors blood too-much
I drink too much, way too much; my doctor drew blood he ran a tab!
clothes tents omar
She was so fat that her clothes are made by Omar the tent maker.
respect suicide prevention
I don't get no respect. I called Suicide Prevention. They tried to talk me into it.
kings two bed-sheets
She was so fat that her bikini is made out of two bed sheets (king-size).
love life relationship
It would be great if people never got angry at someone for doing something they've done themselves.