Rodney Dangerfield
Rodney Dangerfield
Rodney Dangerfieldwas an American stand-up comedian, actor, producer and writer, known for the catchphrase "I don't get no respect!" and his monologues on that theme. He is also remembered for his 1980s film roles, especially in Easy Money, Caddyshack, and Back to School...
ProfessionMovie Actor
Date of Birth22 November 1921
CityDeer Park, NY
bisexual years homosexuality
I'm a bisexual; I get it maybe twice a year.
ugly sticks mouths
You know you're ugly when you go to the proctologist and he sticks his finger in your mouth.
horse gun gambling
I tell ya, gambling never agreed with me. Last week I went to the track and they shot my horse with the opening gun.
figures whole-life downers
I'm a downer. I've been depressed my whole life. Figure it out.
funny pregnancy humor
When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.
school
She was old too, when she went to school they didn't have history.
wife car looks
I went to look for a used car and found my wife's dress in the back seat.
funny football school
In high school, when I played football I got no respect. I shared a locker with a mop.
Life's a short trip. You'll find out.
funny running witty
Once I pulled a job, I was so stupid. I picked a guy's pocket on an airplane and made a run for it.
life names salary
You can name your own salary in this business. I call mine Fred.
funny father humor
When I was born I brought no joy, my father said he wanted a boy!
funny water wife
My ex-wife is a water sign and I'm an earth sign. Together we made mud.
ifs
I like to date schoolteachers. If you do something wrong, they make you do it over again.