Rodney Dangerfield
Rodney Dangerfield
Rodney Dangerfieldwas an American stand-up comedian, actor, producer and writer, known for the catchphrase "I don't get no respect!" and his monologues on that theme. He is also remembered for his 1980s film roles, especially in Easy Money, Caddyshack, and Back to School...
ProfessionMovie Actor
Date of Birth22 November 1921
CityDeer Park, NY
came carries father fathers kid picture ugly wallet
I'm so ugly - My father carries around a picture of the kid who came with his wallet
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I was such an ugly kid - When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up
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I tell ya, I was an ugly kid. I was so ugly that my dad kept the kid's picture that came with the wallet he bought.
mean kids eye
My boy is a mean kid. I came home the other day and saw him taping worms to the sidewalk, he sits there and watches the birds get hernias. Well, only last Christmas I gave him a B-B gun and he gave me a sweatshirt with a bulls-eye on the back. I told my kids, "Someday, you'll have kids of your own." One of them said, "So will you."
respect kids looks
When I was a kid I got no respect. I played hide-and-seek. They wouldn't even look for me.
zoos children kids
I live in a tough neighborhood. They got a children's zoo. Last week, four kids escaped.
kids three
I have three kids, one of each.
real moving kids
I came from a real tough neighborhood. On my street, the kids take hubcaps - from moving cars.
respect mother kids
When I was a kid I got no respect. My mother breast fed me through a straw.
respect kids no-friends
When I was a kid I got no respect. I had no friends. I remember the see-saw. I had to keep runnin' from one end to the other.
kids knows
I don't know kid, there are so many places they could hide.
funny kids boys
When I was a kid we were so poor, if I hadn't been a boy I wouldn't have had anything to play with.
cancer kids men
When I was a kid, I never went to Disneyland. My ol' man told me Mickey Mouse died in a cancer experiment.
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My kid wants to be a prison warden when he grows up so he can put thumb tacks on the electric chairs.