Rodney Dangerfield
Rodney Dangerfield
Rodney Dangerfieldwas an American stand-up comedian, actor, producer and writer, known for the catchphrase "I don't get no respect!" and his monologues on that theme. He is also remembered for his 1980s film roles, especially in Easy Money, Caddyshack, and Back to School...
ProfessionMovie Actor
Date of Birth22 November 1921
CityDeer Park, NY
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I'm so ugly - My father carries around a picture of the kid who came with his wallet
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My childhood was bad. No father. Mother was greedy and brought me up awful - never made me breakfast once. I don't want to get started. One story is worse than another.
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I come from a stupid family. My father worked in a bank. They caught him stealing pens.
happy fathers-day dad
I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof.
baseball father play
My father gave me a bat for Christmas. The first time I tried to play with it, it flew away.
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My father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet.
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I'm so ugly - My mother had morning sickness - After I was born
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I'm so ugly - I worked in a pet shop, and people kept asking how big I'd get
girl nobody
girl phoned me the other day and said .... Come on over, there's nobody home. I went over. Nobody was home.
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I was such an ugly kid - When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up
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I was so poor growing up - if I wasn't a boy - I'd have had nothing to play with
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One year they wanted to make me poster boy - for birth control
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When I was born the doctor took one look at my face .... turned me over and said. Look ... twins!
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My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met!