Rodney Dangerfield
Rodney Dangerfield
Rodney Dangerfieldwas an American stand-up comedian, actor, producer and writer, known for the catchphrase "I don't get no respect!" and his monologues on that theme. He is also remembered for his 1980s film roles, especially in Easy Money, Caddyshack, and Back to School...
ProfessionMovie Actor
Date of Birth22 November 1921
CityDeer Park, NY
birth boy control poster year
One year they wanted to make me poster boy - for birth control
baby agreement years
After I got divorced, I said to myself, I will never, ever get married again. It was in cement. I went through a really rough twenty-five years, but it happened again. I fell in love. I told her, Baby, I don't want a prenuptial agreement. This is it. Everyone told me I was nuts. Well, my new wife and I are married six years and we get along great. You can make anything work if you're both givers.
sex years wife
My wife and I have Olympic sex. Once every four years.
dog years childhood
What a childhood I had - I was ten years old when I found out Alpo was dog food.
dog jealous years
When I was 3 years old, my parents got a dog. I was jealous of the dog, so they got rid of me.
boys years birth-control
One year they asked me to be poster boy - for birth control.
sex bisexual years
I figured out I'm bisexual. I have sex twice a year.
bisexual years homosexuality
I'm a bisexual; I get it maybe twice a year.
cat children covering kept kid played ugly
I was such an ugly kid - When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up
boy funny growing poor
I was so poor growing up - if I wasn't a boy - I'd have had nothing to play with
born doctor face funny took turned
When I was born the doctor took one look at my face .... turned me over and said. Look ... twins!
girl nobody
girl phoned me the other day and said .... Come on over, there's nobody home. I went over. Nobody was home.
american-comedian happy twenty wife
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met!
funny mind second ugly
My psychiatrist told me I'm going crazy. I told him .... If you don't mind I'd like a second opinion. He said .... Alright.... you're ugly too!