Rodney Dangerfield
Rodney Dangerfield
Rodney Dangerfieldwas an American stand-up comedian, actor, producer and writer, known for the catchphrase "I don't get no respect!" and his monologues on that theme. He is also remembered for his 1980s film roles, especially in Easy Money, Caddyshack, and Back to School...
ProfessionMovie Actor
Date of Birth22 November 1921
CityDeer Park, NY
born morning mother sickness ugly
I'm so ugly - My mother had morning sickness - After I was born
american-comedian liked mother
My mother never breast-fed me. She told me she liked me as a friend.
mother pittsburgh found
One time my whole family played hide and seek. They found my mother in Pittsburgh!
mother father childhood
My childhood was bad. No father. Mother was greedy and brought me up awful - never made me breakfast once. I don't want to get started. One story is worse than another.
mother jobs new-york
When I was forty, I was getting divorced, living in a low-class, dirty hotel in New York. My mother was dying of cancer. I owed $20,000. That was about the lowest. I came back to show business, and I couldn't get a job. I was turned down by every small-time agent in New York.
respect mother kids
When I was a kid I got no respect. My mother breast fed me through a straw.
mother doctors no-respect
I get no respect... I tell you, when I was born, the doctor smacked my mother
mother running respect
When I was a kid I got no respect. I told my mother, I'm gonna run away from home. She said, On your mark...
mother sex men
When my old man wanted sex, my mother would show him a picture of me.
funny mother humor
My mother never breast fed me, she told me she only liked me as a friend.
beauty mother doctors
When I was born I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother.
funny mother humor
I was so ugly my mother used to feed me with a sling shot.
funny good-morning mother
My mother had morning sickness after I was born.
mother names wife
When we got married, the first thing my wife did was put everything under both names - hers and her mother's.