Rodney Dangerfield
Rodney Dangerfield
Rodney Dangerfieldwas an American stand-up comedian, actor, producer and writer, known for the catchphrase "I don't get no respect!" and his monologues on that theme. He is also remembered for his 1980s film roles, especially in Easy Money, Caddyshack, and Back to School...
ProfessionMovie Actor
Date of Birth22 November 1921
CityDeer Park, NY
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My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met!
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My wife has cut our lovemaking down to once a month, but I know two guys she's cut out entirely.
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My wife she's fat. Why, if she lost a few pounds, she'd be perfectly round.
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My wife isn't very bright. The other day she was at the store, and just as she was heading for our car, someone stole it! I said, "Did you see the guy that did it?" She said, "No, but I got the license plate."
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There's only one thing wrong with my wife's face - it shows.
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I asked him "Who said you could fool around with my wife" he said everybody.
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We learned sexual technique from our dog. He taught how to beg, and he taught my wife how to roll over and play dead.
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I got my first break and became a singing waiter at eighteen or nineteen. I couldn't make a living at it. I quit. Then I got married and sold aluminum siding. My wife had problems physically. It was not good.
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With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to 'the best woman a man ever had.' The waiter joined me.
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I asked my wife if she would put out the garbage. she said why should I you never put out for me.
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My wife and I have Olympic sex. Once every four years.
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