Rodney Dangerfield
Rodney Dangerfield
Rodney Dangerfieldwas an American stand-up comedian, actor, producer and writer, known for the catchphrase "I don't get no respect!" and his monologues on that theme. He is also remembered for his 1980s film roles, especially in Easy Money, Caddyshack, and Back to School...
ProfessionMovie Actor
Date of Birth22 November 1921
CityDeer Park, NY
girl nobody
girl phoned me the other day and said .... Come on over, there's nobody home. I went over. Nobody was home.
american-comedian girl nobody
A girl phoned me the other day and said... Come on over, there's nobody home. I went over. Nobody was home.
girl sex blow
My wife says 90% of sex occurs between the ears. But I need a girl who can blow more just my mind.
girl dating parent
I used to date a girl from Buffalo. Why can't I meet a girl with normal parents?
funny girl morning
I was making love to this girl and she started crying. I said, "Are you going to hate yourself in the morning?" She said, "No, I hate myself now."
funny girl humor
I once went out with this girl, she was no bargain either, she showed up with pigtails under her arms.
girl respect dancer
With girls I get no respect. A belly dancer told me I turned her stomach.
girl home honey
I said to a girl I'd been seeing, come home with me, honey, and I'll show you where it's at. She said, You'd better, because the last time I could'nt find it.
girl dating guy
I had a date with an inflatable girl. Now I got an inflatable guy looking for me.
girl thinking mirrors
With girls, I don't think right. I had a date with one girl, she had mirrors all over her bedroom. She told me to come over and bring a bottle. I got Windex.
girl food french-toast
I once went out with this wild girl. She made French toast and got her tongue caught in the toaster.
funny girl bars
The sign on the bar said: 'girls- topless, bottomless', I went inside and there was nobody there!
girl waiting way
I tell ya, I know the best way to get girls. I hang out at women's prisons, and wait for parolees.
funny girl humor
I knew a girl so ugly, she had a face like a saint-a Saint Bernard!