Rodney Dangerfield
Rodney Dangerfield
Rodney Dangerfieldwas an American stand-up comedian, actor, producer and writer, known for the catchphrase "I don't get no respect!" and his monologues on that theme. He is also remembered for his 1980s film roles, especially in Easy Money, Caddyshack, and Back to School...
ProfessionMovie Actor
Date of Birth22 November 1921
CityDeer Park, NY
hook mouths lasts
Last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a hook in it.
men waiting tides
Time and tide and hookers wait for no man.
respect mother kids
When I was a kid I got no respect. My mother breast fed me through a straw.
time fighting men
At twenty a man is full of fight and hope. He wants to reform the world. When he is seventy he still wants to reform the world, but he know he can't.
birthday men wife
With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to 'the best woman a man ever had.' The waiter joined me.
drinking zombie bartending
Yeah, I know I'm ugly... I said to a bartender, 'Make me a zombie.' He said 'God beat me to it.'
sex wife groups
Group sex, are you kidding, I had group sex - my wife screwed in front of the jury.
four want teeth
I told my dentist I want a tooth to match the others. He gave my one with four cavities.
guy fortune-cookie next
Once I opened up a fortune cookie and inside was the guy's cheque next to me I said hey buddy I got your cheque he said thanks.
respect switzerland no-respect
I'm tellin' ya I get no respect. When I was in Switzerland, I got an obscene yodel.
wife garbage should
I asked my wife if she would put out the garbage. she said why should I you never put out for me.
ideas giving quitting
To give you an idea how well I was doing at the time I quit, I was the only one who knew I quit.
respect kids no-friends
When I was a kid I got no respect. I had no friends. I remember the see-saw. I had to keep runnin' from one end to the other.
girl respect dancer
With girls I get no respect. A belly dancer told me I turned her stomach.