Rodney Dangerfield
Rodney Dangerfield
Rodney Dangerfieldwas an American stand-up comedian, actor, producer and writer, known for the catchphrase "I don't get no respect!" and his monologues on that theme. He is also remembered for his 1980s film roles, especially in Easy Money, Caddyshack, and Back to School...
ProfessionMovie Actor
Date of Birth22 November 1921
CityDeer Park, NY
funny sex humor
If it wasn't for pick-pockets I'd have no sex life at all.
confidence doctors giving
I recently had double-bypass surgery. As they wheel you in, the doctor always gives you a last look. You know that look. That look of confidence to make you feel good. I always say to every doctor, If I don't make it, I'll never know it.
men spaghetti
Man, who don't like spaghetti?
funny cute boyfriend
My marriage is on the rocks again, yeah, my wife just broke up with her boyfriend.
girl home honey
I said to a girl I'd been seeing, come home with me, honey, and I'll show you where it's at. She said, You'd better, because the last time I could'nt find it.
thinking people southern
I tell ya, southern people, they always think you are hard-of-hearing. Every timr you leave they say to you, You come back, you hear? And southern people, they think you are horny too. You get directions, they say, Just up the road apiece.
sex years wife
My wife and I have Olympic sex. Once every four years.
funny humor suicidal
My wife made me join a bridge club... I jump off next Tuesday.
believe hypochondriac
I'm not a hypochondriac, but my gynaecologist firmly believes I am.
girl dating guy
I had a date with an inflatable girl. Now I got an inflatable guy looking for me.
sex wife my-wife
I tell ya, with my wife, I got no sex life. Her favorite position is facing Bloomingdale's.
respect hands wife
With my wife I get no respect. I fell asleep with a cigarette in my hand. She lit it.
night phones wife
I was making love to my wife the other night, I looked up. She was on the phone.
children parent letters
When I was kidnapped as a child my parents sent a letter to the hijackers me Pay 5,000 dollars or your back