Rodney Dangerfield
Rodney Dangerfield
Rodney Dangerfieldwas an American stand-up comedian, actor, producer and writer, known for the catchphrase "I don't get no respect!" and his monologues on that theme. He is also remembered for his 1980s film roles, especially in Easy Money, Caddyshack, and Back to School...
ProfessionMovie Actor
Date of Birth22 November 1921
CityDeer Park, NY
inspirational sex thinking
I'm at an age where I think more about food than I do about sex. Last week I put a mirror over my dining room table.
funny humor wife
My wife's so dumb, she got a nail in the spare!!
real golf games
My golf game is getting real good. Last week, I got through the windmill.
funny mom dog
My mom took me to a dog show and I won!!
funny humor two
I joined gamblers anon., they gave me 2 to 1 I wouldn't make it! I joined AA, there was a two drink minimum!
people phrases way
When I got back into show business in 1961, I felt - for obvious reasons - that nothing in my life went right, and I realized that millions of people felt the same way. So when I first came back my catch phrase was "nothing goes right." Early on, that was my setup for a lot of jokes.
girl food french-toast
I once went out with this wild girl. She made French toast and got her tongue caught in the toaster.
good-day challenges today
Everyone gets their rough day. No one gets a free ride. Today so far, I had a good day. I got a dial tone.
dog sex mirrors
My sex life is terrible; my wife put a mirror over the dog's bed. Actually she did put a mirror over our bed. She says she likes to watch herself laugh.
kids knows
I don't know kid, there are so many places they could hide.
men childhood my-birthday
What a childhood I had. Once on my birthday my ol' man gave me a bat. The first day I played with it, it flew away.
change bed sheets
They change the sheets every day... from one bed to another.
dog years childhood
What a childhood I had - I was ten years old when I found out Alpo was dog food.
oil people natural
People say fish is good for a diet. But fish should never be cooked in butter. Fish should be cooked in its natural oils - Texaco, Mobil, Exxon .