Rodney Dangerfield
Rodney Dangerfield
Rodney Dangerfieldwas an American stand-up comedian, actor, producer and writer, known for the catchphrase "I don't get no respect!" and his monologues on that theme. He is also remembered for his 1980s film roles, especially in Easy Money, Caddyshack, and Back to School...
ProfessionMovie Actor
Date of Birth22 November 1921
CityDeer Park, NY
sex pairs my-favorite
Steak and sex, my favorite pair. I get them both very rare.
funny humor eye
My wife is always trying to get rid of me. The other day she told me to put the garbage out. I said to her I already did. She told me to go and keep an eye on it.
sunday car trouble
I have nothing but troubles with my car. Every Sunday I take my family out for a push.
funny humor car
My car broke down just the other day, I called triple A, they came and towed me away!
two guy lasts
Last week I was walking by a cemetery, two guys came after me with shovels. It was all about money.
girl thinking mirrors
With girls, I don't think right. I had a date with one girl, she had mirrors all over her bedroom. She told me to come over and bring a bottle. I got Windex.
blood comedy
Comedy is in my blood. Too bad it's not in my act.
funny crazy humor
I took my son to Coney island, I said "wanna go in the crazy house?", he said "save your money we'll be home soon"!
funny humor doctors
I told my doctor I got water on my knee, he gave me a sponge and raised his fee!
funny sex humor
Do ya remember the first time you had sex? I do, and boy, was I scared! I was alone!
baby lovely-lady wife
Oh, this your wife, huh? A lovely lady. Hey baby, you must've been something before electricity.
funny daughter humor
My daughters been picked up so many times she's starting to grow handles
funny couple humor
I tell ya, I don't get no respect ... Last week, my wife told me that she was going to cut me down to twice a month. But I thought about it, and I figured that it wasn't too bad. I know a couple of guys that she cut out completely.
hey shack getting-laid
Hey everybody, we're all gonna get laid!