Rodney Dangerfield
Rodney Dangerfield
Rodney Dangerfieldwas an American stand-up comedian, actor, producer and writer, known for the catchphrase "I don't get no respect!" and his monologues on that theme. He is also remembered for his 1980s film roles, especially in Easy Money, Caddyshack, and Back to School...
ProfessionMovie Actor
Date of Birth22 November 1921
CityDeer Park, NY
funny kids boys
When I was a kid we were so poor, if I hadn't been a boy I wouldn't have had anything to play with.
funny school lunch
School is a place were you go to eat your lunch
cancer kids men
When I was a kid, I never went to Disneyland. My ol' man told me Mickey Mouse died in a cancer experiment.
complaining no-respect i-can
I can't get no respect.
scotch missing six
My family was a bunch of drunks. When I was six I came up missing, they put my picture on a bottle of scotch.
funny girl bars
The sign on the bar said: 'girls- topless, bottomless', I went inside and there was nobody there!
girl waiting way
I tell ya, I know the best way to get girls. I hang out at women's prisons, and wait for parolees.
tombstone no-respect
I don't get no respect
history dinner restaurants
If I could have dinner with anyone who lived in history, it would depend on the restaurant.
dog jealous years
When I was 3 years old, my parents got a dog. I was jealous of the dog, so they got rid of me.
half week hours
If things go right, I'll be there about a week, and if things don't go right, I'll be there about an hour and a half!
sex mirrors bottles
I have tried a little kinky stuff. A woman called me and said, 'I have mirrors all over my bedroom. Bring a bottle.' I brought Windex.
family growing-up kids
My kid wants to be a prison warden when he grows up so he can put thumb tacks on the electric chairs.
mother doctors no-respect
I get no respect... I tell you, when I was born, the doctor smacked my mother