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funny pain philosophy
I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain. Carol Leifer
funny men humans
It was a mixed marriage. I'm human, and he was a Klingon. Carol Leifer
funny waiting almost-done
Ask her to wait a moment I am almost done. Carl Friedrich Gauss
funny patience humor
Humor brings insight and tolerance. Irony brings a deeper and less friendly understanding. Agnes Repplier
funny women humor
Humor distorts nothing, and only false gods are laughed off their earthly pedestals. Agnes Repplier
funny sarcastic war
History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all other alternatives. Abba Eban
funny marriage witty
Banks have a new image. Now you have 'a friend,' your friendly banker. If the banks are so friendly, how come they chain down the pens? Alan King
funny-inspirational integrity technology
Most software today is very much like an Egyptian pyramid with millions of bricks piled on top of each other, with no structural integrity, but just done by brute force and thousands of slaves. Alan Kay
funny girl humor
All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl. Charlie Chaplin
life-is-short dumb waste
Life is short ... so why waste it doing something dumb? Aaron Swartz
life-is trouble permanent
Nothing in life is permanent, not even one's troubles. Charlie Chaplin
life-is depends
For life be, after all, only a waitin' for somethin' else than what we're doin'; and death be all that we can rightly depend on. Bram Stoker
life-is you-like-it loud
Life is not to be told, call it as loud as you like, it will not tell itself. Djuna Barnes
life-is intense
My work life is intense. But I love what I do. David Rubenstein
life-is dont-change supposed-to-be
Life is not supposed to be this calcified experience where you don't change. Jamie Lee Curtis
life-is hell prize
Life is hell, but at least there are prizes. Or so one thought. Janet Frame
life-is existence meaningless
life is meaningless unless you bring meaning to it; ... it is up to us to create our own existence. Unless you do something, unless you make something it's as though you aren't there. Alan Alda
life-is-great life-is knows
Life is great-I wouldn't know what I'd do without it. Alan Alda
situations
There again, that is a fundamental principle: no two situations are alike. Lakhdar Brahimi
situation findings happens
I set up situations that involve abandoning control and finding out what happens. Brian Eno
situation
Set up a situation that presents you with something slightly beyond your reach. Brian Eno
situation step
This was a situation where everybody's got to step up and do what they do. Jim Roberts
situation tough
We're in a tough situation right now. We'll find out what we're made of. Gary Williams
situation time
We're in a situation where time is of the essence, Herman Edwards
situation strong
We're in a situation now where you have to play it out and fortunately we have very strong contingency plans. Dennis Kavelman
situations-in-life psychics psychology
There are as many archetypes as there are typical situations in life. Endless repetition has engraved these experiences into our psychic constitution, not in the forms of images filled with content, but at first only as forms without content, representing merely the possibility of a certain type of perception and action. Carl Jung
situation urgency wins
We've got a sense of urgency because we're in a situation where we need to get wins on the road. We need to play well. Ronnie Brewer