Rodney Dangerfield
Rodney Dangerfield
Rodney Dangerfieldwas an American stand-up comedian, actor, producer and writer, known for the catchphrase "I don't get no respect!" and his monologues on that theme. He is also remembered for his 1980s film roles, especially in Easy Money, Caddyshack, and Back to School...
ProfessionMovie Actor
Date of Birth22 November 1921
CityDeer Park, NY
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My wife gives good headache.
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With me, nothing goes right. My psychiatrist said my wife and I should have sex every night. Now, we'll never see each other!
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I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.
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It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass.
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We sleep in separate rooms, we have dinner apart, we take separate vacations - we're doing everything we can to keep our marriage together.
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Last time I tried to make love to my wife nothing happened, so I said to her, 'What's the matter, you can't think of anybody either?'
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I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender.
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One year they wanted to make me poster boy - for birth control
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I was such an ugly kid - When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up
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I was so poor growing up - if I wasn't a boy - I'd have had nothing to play with
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When I was born the doctor took one look at my face .... turned me over and said. Look ... twins!
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girl phoned me the other day and said .... Come on over, there's nobody home. I went over. Nobody was home.
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My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met!
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My psychiatrist told me I'm going crazy. I told him .... If you don't mind I'd like a second opinion. He said .... Alright.... you're ugly too!