Rodney Dangerfield
Rodney Dangerfield
Rodney Dangerfieldwas an American stand-up comedian, actor, producer and writer, known for the catchphrase "I don't get no respect!" and his monologues on that theme. He is also remembered for his 1980s film roles, especially in Easy Money, Caddyshack, and Back to School...
ProfessionMovie Actor
Date of Birth22 November 1921
CityDeer Park, NY
love life relationship
It would be great if people never got angry at someone for doing something they've done themselves.
life names salary
You can name your own salary in this business. I call mine Fred.
funny life-is situation
Life is full of temporary situations, ultimately ending in a permanent solution.
love funny life
My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met.
sex life-is-like shooting
My sex life is like shooting pool with a rope!
figures whole-life downers
I'm a downer. I've been depressed my whole life. Figure it out.
birth boy control poster year
One year they wanted to make me poster boy - for birth control
cat children covering kept kid played ugly
I was such an ugly kid - When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up
boy funny growing poor
I was so poor growing up - if I wasn't a boy - I'd have had nothing to play with
born doctor face funny took turned
When I was born the doctor took one look at my face .... turned me over and said. Look ... twins!
girl nobody
girl phoned me the other day and said .... Come on over, there's nobody home. I went over. Nobody was home.
american-comedian happy twenty wife
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met!
funny mind second ugly
My psychiatrist told me I'm going crazy. I told him .... If you don't mind I'd like a second opinion. He said .... Alright.... you're ugly too!
american-comedian liked mother
My mother never breast-fed me. She told me she liked me as a friend.