Will Wright
Will Wright
William, Will or Bill Wright may refer to:...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionGame Designer
Date of Birth20 January 1960
CityAtlanta, GA
CountryUnited States of America
country phones speech
Why, in a country of free speech, are there phone bills?
ideas giving gems
Good jokes are gems. A good idea is hard to come by. I couldn't give them to someone else, even for money. It just wouldn't seem right.
funny country humor
Last year we drove across the country...We had one cassette tape to listen to on the entire trip... I don't remember what it was...
two evil picks
If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.
funny humor dark
OK, so what's the speed of dark?
funny hilarious humorous
I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
funny believe humor
All those who believe in psychokinesis - raise my hand.
funny humor syllables
Why are there five syllables in the word “monosyllabic”?
grateful careers imagination
I feel very lucky to make a living from my imagination; I'm very grateful for that. I like that what I do is create. I'm feeling very lucky to have had the career I had. It's gone much longer and bigger than I ever thought it would be.
life witty humorous
I have an existential map. It has 'You are here' written all over it.
confused confusion bird
It's a good thing we have gravity or else when birds died they'd just stay right up there. Hunters would be all confused.
funny humor sweaters
Some friends of mine got me a sweater for my birthday. I'd have preferred a moaner or a screamer, but the sweater was OK.
laughing bird imagine
Imagine if birds were tickled by feathers. You'd see a flock of birds come by, laughing hysterically!
cat cooking cat-food
Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food?