Will Wright
Will Wright
William, Will or Bill Wright may refer to:...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionGame Designer
Date of Birth20 January 1960
CityAtlanta, GA
CountryUnited States of America
funny humor fog
Ever notice how irons have a setting for permanent press? I don't get it.
funny feelings kind
The best kind of friend is the kind you sit with, never say a word and walk away feeling like it was the best conversation you ever had.
funny humor trying
I broke my arm trying to fold a bed. It wasn't the kind that folds.
kids thinking years
When I was on TV in the '80s, I wasn't thinking, 'There's a 10-year-old kid watching this and in 15 years, he's gonna be doing stuff that was influenced by me.' I was trying to get my five minutes together. So now that those people are comedians and they're influenced by me - it's bizarre.
funny humor beer
Smoking cures weight problems, eventually.
funny monday humor
Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7 of your life.
funny clever business
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
jobs book reading
I was in a job interview and I opened a book and started reading. Then I said to the guy 'Let me ask you a question. If you are in a spaceship that is traveling at the speed of light, and you turn on the headlights, does anything happen?' He said 'I don't know'. I said 'I don't want your job'.
hard-work successful way
In a lot of ways, success is much harder than I thought it would be. I figured that you'd get here and then everything would be happily ever after. But, it's hard work, almost harder once you're successful because you've got to maintain it.
cat people design
All of the people in my building are insane. The guy above me designs synthetic herbals for ceramic cats.
funny writing humor
Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do, write to them? Why don't they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the postmen can look for them while they deliver the mail?
funny humor night
All the plants in my house are dead - I shot them last night. I was teasing them by watering them with ice cubes.
funny motivation lying
I took a lie detector test the other day. No, I didn't.
humorous school college
I've been thinking of humorous things since I was... I can't remember when. All the way through elementary school, all the way through junior high, all the way through high school, through college and after college, I was thinking of the same kinds of things that I say in front of an audience now.