Will Wright
Will Wright
William, Will or Bill Wright may refer to:...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionGame Designer
Date of Birth20 January 1960
CityAtlanta, GA
CountryUnited States of America
funny humor orange
Why is a carrot more orange than an orange?
funny humor swim
If one synchronised swimmer drowns, do all the rest have to drown too?
funny humor car
I had to stop driving my car for a while... the tires got dizzy.
flight non-stop
How do you get off a non-stop flight?
west internet wild-west
It's like the Wild West, the Internet. There are no rules.
morning stuff stolen
I woke up one morning, and all of my stuff had been stolen and replaced by exact duplicates".
thinking comedy express-yourself
Do you think that when they asked George Washington for ID that he just whipped out a quarter?
years people comedian
I didn't tell any of my friends that I wanted to be a comedian, because I was superstitious. I thought if I told people, it wouldn't happen. So I kept it all in my head for years and years.
funny humor two
If it's a penny for your thoughts and you put in your two cents worth, then someone, somewhere is making a penny.
funny humor writing
If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?
reading speed bookmarks
I just got out of the hospital. I was in a speed-reading accident. I hit a bookmark.
funny life baby
Babies don't need a vacation, but I still see them at the beach... it pisses me off! I'll go over to a little baby and say 'What are you doing here? You haven't worked a day in your life!'
funny time humor
You know how it is when you’re walking up the stairs, and you get to the top, and you think there’s one more step? I’m like that all the time.
funny science theory-of-evolution
My theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted.