Will Wright
Will Wright
William, Will or Bill Wright may refer to:...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionGame Designer
Date of Birth20 January 1960
CityAtlanta, GA
CountryUnited States of America
house sandwiches fifty
One time the power went out in my house and I had to use the flash on my camera to see my way around. I made a sandwich and took fifty pictures of my face. The neighbors thought there was lightning in my house.
funny humor light
If your car could travel at the speed of light, would your headlights work?
home pay energy
I've never seen electricity, that's why I don't pay for it
years people information
The other day I went to a tourist information booth and asked, 'Tell me about some of the people who were here last year.
funny hate fall
I hate it when my leg falls asleep. I know that means it's going to be up all night.
reading two glasses
I have two pairs of reading glasses. One pair is for reading fiction, the other for non-fiction. I've read the Bible twice wearing each pair, and it's the same.
night light looks
I changed my headlights the other day. I put in strobe lights instead! Now when I drive at night, it looks like everyone else is standing still ...
time sorry mind
Sorry... my mind was wandering... one time it went all the way to Venus and ordered a meal I couldn’t pay for.
funny humor people
Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?
kids laughing people
Like other kids wanted to become firemen or astronauts, I wanted to make people laugh.
watches stones i-can
The Stones, I love the Stones. I watch them whenever I can. Fred, Barney..
funny humor eating
Do fish get cramps after eating?
funny humor comedy
I invented the cordless extension cord.
funny humor cake
I made a chocolate cake with white chocolate. Then I took it to a potluck. I stood in line for some cake. They said, "Do you want white cake or chocolate cake?" I said, "yes."