Will Wright

Will Wright
William, Will or Bill Wright may refer to:...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionGame Designer
Date of Birth20 January 1960
CityAtlanta, GA
CountryUnited States of America
funny humor years
Last year I went fishing with Salvador Dali. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish.
funny nice humor
What a nice night for an evening.
Why isn’t the word “phonetically” spelled with an “f”?
funny motivational-sports humor
I watched the Indy 500, and I was thinking that if they left earlier they wouldn't have to go so fast.
funny friendship taken
A friend of mine once sent me a post card with a picture of the entire planet Earth taken from space. On the back it said, 'Wish you were here.
kids eye black-and-white
I'm seeing the world partially through the eyes of a kid. Not all the time. There's no black and white to it. But sometimes I'm seeing it like I'm 4.
funny christmas tired
The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing.
funny humor light
If you are in a spaceship that is traveling at the speed of light, and you turn on the headlights, does anything happen?
funny christmas brother
I bought my brother some gift-wrap for Christmas. I took it to the gift wrap department and told them to wrap it, but in a different print so he would know when to stop unwrapping.
funny humor bird
I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don’t know what to feed it.
funny humor scientist
If the universe is everything, and scientists say that the universe is expanding, what is it expanding into?
years different criminals
Nobody can really compare a relationship in which the victim is 15 years old to one where she's 6. While both criminal, they're very different circumstances.
funny laughter humorous
You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
birthday aunt years
My aunt gave me a walkie-talkie for my birthday. She says if I'm good, she'll give me the other one next year.