Will Wright
Will Wright
William, Will or Bill Wright may refer to:...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionGame Designer
Date of Birth20 January 1960
CityAtlanta, GA
CountryUnited States of America
funny humor cake
I made a chocolate cake with white chocolate. Then I took it to a potluck. I stood in line for some cake. They said, "Do you want white cake or chocolate cake?" I said, "yes."
funny humor orange
Why is a carrot more orange than an orange?
funny humor swim
If one synchronised swimmer drowns, do all the rest have to drown too?
funny humor car
I had to stop driving my car for a while... the tires got dizzy.
flight non-stop
How do you get off a non-stop flight?
west internet wild-west
It's like the Wild West, the Internet. There are no rules.
morning stuff stolen
I woke up one morning, and all of my stuff had been stolen and replaced by exact duplicates".
thinking comedy express-yourself
Do you think that when they asked George Washington for ID that he just whipped out a quarter?
years people comedian
I didn't tell any of my friends that I wanted to be a comedian, because I was superstitious. I thought if I told people, it wouldn't happen. So I kept it all in my head for years and years.
funny humor two
If it's a penny for your thoughts and you put in your two cents worth, then someone, somewhere is making a penny.
funny travel memories
Everyone has a photographic Memory, some just don't have film.
funny humor writing
If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?
reading speed bookmarks
I just got out of the hospital. I was in a speed-reading accident. I hit a bookmark.
funny life baby
Babies don't need a vacation, but I still see them at the beach... it pisses me off! I'll go over to a little baby and say 'What are you doing here? You haven't worked a day in your life!'