Will Wright
Will Wright
William, Will or Bill Wright may refer to:...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionGame Designer
Date of Birth20 January 1960
CityAtlanta, GA
CountryUnited States of America
funny humor remote-control
I couldn't find the remote control to the remote control.
funny humor phones
I plugged my phone in where the blender used to be. I called someone. They went "Aaaaahhhh..."
funny humor thinking
Today I dialed a wrong number... The other person said, "Hello?" and I said, "Hello, could I speak to Joey?"... They said, "Uh... I don't think so... he's only 2 months old." I said, "I'll wait."
money fees fund
Why do banks charge you a "non-sufficient funds fee" on money they already know you don't have?
funny children humor
I was an only child, eventually.
funny humor house
In my house on the ceilings I have paintings of the rooms above... so I never have to go upstairs.
money party italian
A fool and his money are soon partying.
fall brain mind
I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.
air guy triangles
There's a pizza place near where I live that sells only slices. In the back, you can see a guy tossing a triangle in the air.
girlfriend writing white
My girlfriend does her nails with white-out. When she's asleep, I go over there and write misspelled words on them.
funny wall real
Doing a little work around the house. I put fake brick wallpaper over a real brick wall, just so I'd be the only one who knew. People come over and I'm gonna say, "Go ahead, touch it... it feels real."
justice house window
I was born by Caesarian section . . . but not so you'd notice. It's just that when I leave a house, I go out through the window.
bread hardness softness
The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread.
believe yeah dont-believe
Yeah, but I don't believe everything I read.