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funny people wondered
People have often wondered how they'd feel if they were adopted. I think it's funny. Larry David
funny mankind maybe mystery order separate understand word words
Maybe in order to understand mankind we have to look at that word itself. MANKIND. Basically, it's made up of two separate words mank and ind. What do these words mean? It's a mystery and that's why so is mankind. 
funny half opening written year
Mel has written 10 new songs, and they're very funny. It's a year and a half away from opening on Broadway. Susan Stroman
funny heart people
The funny thing about me that most people never really understand is that, at heart, I'm really a jock. Billy Corgan
funny teamwork football
A football team is like a piano. You need eight men to carry it and three who can play the damn thing. Bill Shankly
funny golf hockey
He knows all the golf lingo. You know? You hit your ball, he's like "there's a golf shot. That's a golf shot." Well of course it's a golf shot; I just hit a golf ball. You don't see Gretzky skating around going "there's a hockey shot, that's a hockey shot." Bill Engvall
funny girl home
My son is 12 now, and is really getting into girls. A lot. But the thing about twelve year old boys is that they don't possess what I like to call that ... discretionary gene yet. We were walking home from the ballfield the other day and there was a woman walking towards us who was ... gifted. I saw them, and I saw him see them. But she was too close for me to go, "Dude, shut up." She hadn't walked two feet behind us and he goes "God dang, did you see the SIZE of those things?" And all I could say was "Yeah, I did!"
funny uncles humor
No parents. You have Uncle Jesse, forever in overalls. Then there's Bo and Duke. What do they do? I never saw them working for food or gas money. You can only kill so many possum.
funny humor vacation
I thought "RV" stood for "Recreational Vehicle." No! It stands for "Ruins Vacations."
gardening handed original refuge tales trouble wildlife
THAT'S THE trouble with wildlife gardening. For so long it's been a refuge for anecdote and old wives' tales that get handed down and trotted out. No-one's had anything original to say about wildlife gardening for years. Ken Thompson
gardening green listening means shower
Weather means more when you have a garden. There's nothing like listening to a shower and thinking how it is soaking in around your green beans.
gardening love
I still love farming and gardening and things like that in the summertime. Blake Shelton
gardening guys standing troops
There are 1,400 troops here. It's so crazy. I got guys saluting me, and I'm standing here in my big old gardening hat,
gardening painting
Apart from painting and gardening, I'm not good at anything. Claude Monet
gardening hopefully longing sitting
I am so longing to be domestic,, cooking stew, gardening, hopefully having some children, painting, sitting still in one place. Eve Best
gardening smelly therapeutic
Gardening has just sort of grown on me. I find it therapeutic. And I like smelly things. Clive Anderson
gardening television chef
Do we really require so many gardening programmes, makeover programmes or celebrity chefs? David Attenborough
gardening
It's really about spirituality. Gardening is a metaphor.
ants pleasure thee
After carrying and collecting like the ant, Enjoy-before the grave worm devours thee. Bill Vaughan
ants savages stranger
Ants and savages put strangers to death. Bertrand Russell
ants clear difference moving seeing space
The ants are doing great. They're moving around like crazy, tunneling, and we're seeing a clear difference between the tunnels in space and on Earth.
ants pushed quite work
I was quite good, but not excellent. I pushed myself to work hard, but I had ants in my pants. I used to get bored. Michelle Mone
antsy dodge head letting someplace spin
I write in coffee shops, libraries, parks, museums. I get antsy and then get on my bike and go someplace else, letting the ideas spin around in my head as I dodge taxis. Phil Klay
antsy time
I didn't go to church all the time, just 'cause I was an antsy kid. Michael Keaton
antsy ball bit good half late needed played win
I don't know who was more nervous, me or the players. I was a little bit antsy before the game, and we played a really good first half -- not as good late in the second. But we needed to win a ball game, and we did that.
ants branches carpenter closed cutting deter doors gaining help home replace stripping weather
Keep the doors closed and replace weather stripping where necessary. Cutting back branches from your home also may help deter carpenter ants from gaining entry.
antsy few mid next stretching weeks
It could get a little antsy in the next few weeks and stretching into mid January.