Will Wright

Will Wright
William, Will or Bill Wright may refer to:...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionGame Designer
Date of Birth20 January 1960
CityAtlanta, GA
CountryUnited States of America
waiting speed hours
I took a course in speed waiting. Now I can wait an hour in only ten minutes.
distance long walking
Everything is within walking distance, as long as you have time.
fun fall tree
If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to see it, do the other trees make fun of it?
funny humor height
I'm not afraid of heights. I'm afraid of widths.
funny suicide humor
I once tried to commit suicide by jumping off a building...I changed my mind at the last minute, so I just flipped over and landed on my feet. Two little kittens nearby saw what happened and one turns to the other and says, "See, that's how it's done."
needs use mime
If you shoot a Mime, do you need to use a silencer?
moving tired stills
Day One: Still tired from the move.
years eight birth
My friend Winnie is a procrastinator. He didn't get his birth mark til he was eight years old.
moving next-week mars
I'm moving to Mars next week, so if you have any boxes...
snakes
Even snakes are afraid of snakes.
honor mind parks
Your honor, why would anyone in their right mind park in the passing lane?
moving tired idiot
Day 1 -- Still tired from the move. Day 2 -- Everybody talks to me like I'm an idiot.
funny humor light
I saw a want ad. "light housekeeping." They said "Here, change this bulb." I said "I'll need some friends."
drug may scenic
Drugs may lead to nowhere, but at least it's the scenic route.