Will Wright
Will Wright
William, Will or Bill Wright may refer to:...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionGame Designer
Date of Birth20 January 1960
CityAtlanta, GA
CountryUnited States of America
funny hurt humor
When I was in boy scouts, I slipped on the ice and hurt my ankle. A little old lady had to help me across the street.
funny humor sky
The sky already fell. Now what?
funny humor people
How many people does it take to change a searchlight bulb?
funny humor mirrors
I brought a mirror to Lovers' Lane. I told everybody I'm Narcissus.
funny morning humor
The sun never sets on the British Empire. But it rises every morning. The sky must get awfully crowded.
funny humor house
My friend Sam has one leg. I went to his house. I couldn't go up the stairs.
funny humor cheese
I eat Swiss cheese from the inside out.
funny humor winning
If all those psychics know the winning lottery numbers, why are they all still working?
naked band
I'm not naked, I'm in the band.
funny kids humor
When I was a kid I had a friend who worked in a radio station. Whenever we walked under a bridge, you couldn't hear what he said.
phones long calendars
I saw a close friend of mine the other day. . . . He said, "Stephen, why haven't you called me?" I said, "I can't call everyone I want. My new phone has no five on it." He said, "How long have you had it?" I said, "I don't know . . . my calendar has no sevens on it."
moving night thinking
I went to this restaurant last night that was set up like a big buffet in the shape of an Ouija board. You'd think about what kind of food you want, and the table would move across the floor to it.
funny humor gone
I parked in the tow-away zone, and when I got back, the entire neighborhood was gone.
baby beach vacation
Babies don't need a vacation. But I still see them at the beach. It pisses me off.