Will Wright
Will Wright
William, Will or Bill Wright may refer to:...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionGame Designer
Date of Birth20 January 1960
CityAtlanta, GA
CountryUnited States of America
time watches spares
I Xeroxed my watch. Now I have time to spare.
sarcastic hurt feels
A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.
funny humor buttons
I lost a button hole.
art department interiors
Why do they call it the Department of Interior when they are in charge of everything outdoors?
birth certificates birth-certificate
I told her I knew when I was going to die because my birth certificate had an expiration date on it.
inspirational ice swim
If I melt dry ice, can I swim without getting wet?
narrators used mime
I used to be a narrator for bad mimes.
funny humor saws
I saw a small bottle of cologne and asked if it was for sale. She said, "It's free with purchase." I asked her if anyone bought anything toda
death girlfriend one-day
My girlfriend's weird. One day she asked me, 'If you could know how and when you were going to die, would you want to know?' I said, 'No.' She said, 'Okay, forget it.
funny humor clerks
I went to a 7-11 and asked for a 2x4 and a box of 3x5's. The clerk said, "ten-four."
funny art humor
I like to go to art museums and name the untitled paintings... Boy With Pail... Kitten On Fire.
funny humor average
Half the people you know are below average.
funny humor way
I live at the end of a dead end one way street. I don't know how I got there.
business yesterday saws
Yesterday I saw a chicken crossing the road. I asked it why. It told me it was none of my business.