Will Wright
Will Wright
William, Will or Bill Wright may refer to:...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionGame Designer
Date of Birth20 January 1960
CityAtlanta, GA
CountryUnited States of America
funny humor thinking
People think my friend George is weird because he wears sideburns...behind his ears. I think he's weird because he wears false teeth...with braces on them.
funny humor would-be
Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?
funny humor two
Clones are people two.
funny humor coats
I saw a vegetarian wearing a furry coat. so I looked closer. it was made of grass.
funny jobs drinking
I used to work at a health food store. I got fired for drinking straight Bosco on the job.
funny humor feet
I used to be an airline pilot. I got fired because I kept locking the keys in the plane. They caught me on an 80 foot stepladder with a coat hanger.
funny song girlfriend
I'd like to sing you a song now about my old girlfriend. It's called "They'll Find Her When the Leaves Blow Away 'Cause I'm Not Raking 'Til Spring."
funny humor yesterday
Four years ago... no, it was yesterday.
funny humor water
They say we're 98% water. We're that close to drowning. I like to live on the edge.
funny humor wire
I was going to tape some records onto a cassette, but I got the wires backwards. I erased the all of the records. When I returned them to my friend, he said, "Hey, these records are all blank."
funny mistake humor
I went camping and borrowed a circus tent by mistake. I didn't notice until I got it set up. People complained because they couldn't see the lake.
funny humor coats
I had my coat hangers spayed.
funny fall humor
The sky is falling. No, I'm tipping over backwards.
funny humor batteries
I went to the hardware store to buy some batteries, but they weren't included, so I had to buy them again.