Will Wright
Will Wright
William, Will or Bill Wright may refer to:...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionGame Designer
Date of Birth20 January 1960
CityAtlanta, GA
CountryUnited States of America
funny humor home
The other night I came home late, and tried to unlock my house with my car keys. I started the house up. So, I drove it around for a while. I was speeding, and a cop pulled me over. He asked where I lived. I said, "Right here, officer."
funny humor skydiving
I was skydiving horizontally.
funny humor fax-machines
I have a fax machine with "fax waiting".
funny father humor
My father was a small claims court jester.
funny humor resisting
I was once arrested for resisting arrest.
funny humor speed
The speed of time is one second per second.
funny humor cowboy
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?
funny humor numbers
Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?
funny humor doe
If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?
funny sex humor
Having sex with her is incredible. It's just like a concert. We throw Frisbees around the room. And when she wants more she lights a match.
funny humor thickness
My socks DO match. They're the same thickness.
maps size united-states
I have a map of the united states .... it's original size ... it says one mile equals one mile.
funny humor home
I moved into an all-electric house. I forgot and left the porch light on all day. When I got home the front door wouldn't open.
funny humor cheese
I eat swiss cheese. But I only nibble on it. I make the holes bigger.