Will Wright
Will Wright
William, Will or Bill Wright may refer to:...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionGame Designer
Date of Birth20 January 1960
CityAtlanta, GA
CountryUnited States of America
nephew doe attention
My nephew has HDADHD. High Definition Attention Deficit Disorder. He can barely pay attention, but when he does it's unbelievably clear.
australia people world
Do the people in Australia call the rest of the world 'Up Over'?
funny humor swimming
If you melt dry ice in a pool and go swimming, will you get wet?
funny baby humor
I took a baby shower.
funny humor mud
I washed mud off of mud.
funny fall humor
I saw a tree fall in the woods, and I didn't hear it.
funny team humor
I was watching the Superbowl with my 92 year old grandfather. The team scored a touchdown. They showed the instant replay. He thought they scored another one. I was gonna tell him, but I figured the game HE was watching was better.
funny humor tired
I'm kinda tired. I was up all night trying to round off infinity. Then I got bored and went out and painted passing lines on curved roads.
funny running horse
When I was five years old I was on a merry go round. There was a gunshot nearby. The horses stampeded. There I was running down the street on a purple wooden horse.
funny humor snakes
Tinsel is really snakes' mirrors.
funny wall humor
I put hardwood floors on top of wall-to-wall carpet.
funny humor night
It's a fine night to have an evening.
funny humor limbo
Winny would spend all of his time practicing limbo. He got pretty good. He could go under a rug.
funny humor home
One day, when I came home from work, I accidentally put my car key in the door of my apartment building. I turned it, and the whole building started up. So I drove it around. A policeman stopped me for going too fast. He said, "Where do you live?" I said, "Right here!" Then I drove my building onto the middle of a highway, and I ran outside, and told all of the cars to get the hell out of my driveway.