Will Wright
Will Wright
William, Will or Bill Wright may refer to:...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionGame Designer
Date of Birth20 January 1960
CityAtlanta, GA
CountryUnited States of America
dog my-dog walks
I don’t have to walk my dog anymore. I walked him all at once.
funny humor shadow
I got a new shadow. I had to get rid of the other one – it wasn’t doing what I was doing.
hawaii highways interstate
Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
killing eternity time-to-kill
If you are killing time, are you damaging eternity?
funny humor psychics
I’m a psychic amnesiac. I know in advance what I’ll forget.
tired night trying
I’m so tired... I was up all night trying to round off infinity.
funny time fall
You know when you're sitting on a chair and you lean back so you're just on two legs and you lean too far so you almost fall over but at the last second you catch yourself? I feel like that all the time...
funny humor owing
If you got into a taxi and the driver started driving backward, would the taxi driver end up owing you money?
dream baby mad
I had a dream that all the babies prevented by the pill showed up. They were mad.
reflection mirrors hair
If Dracula can't see his reflection in a mirror, how come his hair is always so neatly combed?
funny humor thinking
You know how it is when you go to be the subject of a psychology experiment and nobody else shows up and you think maybe that's part of the experiment? I'm like that all the time.
funny real humor
When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask if I'm leaving.
funny humor together
Why are they called a-part-ments, when they're all stuck together?
food humor cooking
I got food poisoning today. I don't know when I'll use it.