Will Wright

Will Wright
William, Will or Bill Wright may refer to:...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionGame Designer
Date of Birth20 January 1960
CityAtlanta, GA
CountryUnited States of America
funny humor way
I live on a one-way street that's also a dead end. I'm not sure how I got there.
funny humor phones
I don't like the sound of my phone ringing so I put my phone inside my fish tank. I can't hear it, but every time I get a call I see the fish go like this <<<>>><<>><<<
funny dog moving
I got a dog and named him 'Stay'. Now, I go 'Come here, Stay!' After a while, the dog went insane and wouldn't move at all.
funny nature humor
I went to a general store but they wouldn't let me buy anything specific.
funny beautiful humor
A beautiful woman moved in next door. So I went over and returned a cup of sugar. She said, "You didn't borrow this." I said, " I will!"
funny humor giving
I rented a lottery ticket. I won a million dollars. But I had to give it back.
communication home car
I have an answering machine in my car. It says, I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out.
funny humor firsts
I was in the first submarine. Instead of a periscope, they had a kaleidoscope. "We're surrounded."
funny humor body
The colder the X-ray table, the more of your body is required to be on it.
funny humor matter
It doesn't matter what temperature the room is, it's always room temperature.
funny humor severity
The severity of the itch is proportional to the reach.
inspirational funny silly
What's another word for Thesaurus?
science car looks
I have a quantum car. Every time I look at the speedometer I get lost.
thinking i-can
I can't stop thinking like this.