Will Wright
Will Wright
William, Will or Bill Wright may refer to:...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionGame Designer
Date of Birth20 January 1960
CityAtlanta, GA
CountryUnited States of America
trust two glasses
[Referring to a glass of water:] I mixed this myself. Two parts H, one part O. I don't trust anybody!
funny humor people
Do married people live longer than single people or does it just SEEM longer?
funny sarcastic humorous
99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
funny couple mistake
Did you sleep well?" "No, I made a couple of mistakes.
amnesia
I had amnesia once or twice.
hands watches thirds
Why is the third hand on a watch called a second hand?
hockey men goalies
Why doesn’t the fattest man in the world become a hockey goalie?
funny clever smart
Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.
life baby destiny
Two babies were born on the same day at the same hospital. They lay there and looked at each other. Their families came and took them away. Eighty years later, by a bizarre coincidence, they lay in the same hospital, on their deathbeds, next to each other. One of them looked at the other and said, 'So, what did you think?
funny zero humor
If it’s zero degrees outside today and it’s supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?
believe dont-believe
Because I don't believe everything I read.
mother kids hands
If a mute kid swears, should his mother wash his hands with soap?
names mets supermarkets
I was in the supermarket the other day, and I met a lady in the aisle where they keep the generic brands. Her name was 'woman.
pawns pawn-shops chess
Can you buy an entire chess set in a pawn shop?