Will Wright
Will Wright
William, Will or Bill Wright may refer to:...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionGame Designer
Date of Birth20 January 1960
CityAtlanta, GA
CountryUnited States of America
humor metaphor simile
A metaphor is like a simile.
space showing-up three
I heard that in relativity theory, space and time are the same thing. Einstein discovered this when he kept showing up three miles late for his meetings.
secret young staying-young
My secret to staying young... Having no sense of time.
funny humor car
I was in a grocery store. I saw a sign that said 'pet supplies.' So I did. Then I went outside and saw a sign that said, 'Compact cars.
summer people maps
I have a map of the United States... Actual size. It says, 'Scale: 1 mile = 1 mile.' I spent last summer folding it. I hardly ever unroll it. People ask me where I live, and I say, 'E6.
funny humor littles
What do little birdies see when they get knocked unconscious?
children insane littles
Imagine Oshkosh straitjackets for little insane children.
guy one-day no-money
One day a guy tried to rob me on the street, and I had no money. So I charged him.
trying proud modest
Always try to be modest, and be proud of it!
funny life humor
If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
vision visionaries
I'm a peripheral visionary.
funny humor water
I bought some powdered water, but I don’t know what to add.
funny humor mirrors
I Xeroxed a mirror. Now I have an extra Xerox machine.
lasts week bicycle
Last week I forgot how to ride a bicycle.